Budget Plan

Today is the 23rd of March and there is exactly 8 days more till i get my allowance. And i only left like, 50 cents in my wallet, i doubt it can buy me anything but just ice tea. Sigh, how am i gonna survive for 8 days with just 50 cents. I need a budget plan.

After listening to hitz dot Fm about their budget plan, i've came up a few budget plans combining theirs.


The Amazing Incredible Super Duper Hyper Luper Budget Plan! -created by Donovan. =D

1. Don't eat in college



2. If you have to eat, sit with a bunch of frens in the canteen or anywhere else like mamak, and take a lil bit of each fren whos eating.



3. Borrow 20 or 10 cents from anybody u see in college, People wont ask u to repay them 10 cents, unless they're gay.



4. If you're using prepaid, miss call people so they could call u back but in my case i dont use prepaid, this doesnt affect me =D



5. If you do not have any cash to pay for transport to somewhere near like maybe, Asia Cafe or Sunway College, Consider walking. Its free!



6. If its far, forget about it, u'll die walking.



7. Sneak thru the back door of the cinema.



8. If you smoke, and u dont have cash to buy ur own sticks, just simply "pau" from frens.



9. Try to stay home, u wont spend any money there.



10. If you play guitar, go to the street and play a few songs and earn a few coins



11. Or u could take a radio, play "Mr. Bombastic" and dance in the street wearing and looking like him below!

Aren't I sexy? Mr.Bombastic! Mr.Fantastic!

Hehe...Duuhh..hehe....Weee~

Oh yea, Mr.Bean Holiday, came out yesterday. I wanna watch it badly but i ahve no cash. Wat do i do? Hmm.. think.. yes i noe sneak thru the back door. Nah, wont do dat, i'm not dat cheap =D. But yes i wanna watch. Rowan Atkinson is a fucking good actor. Hes the Best i ever seen, the one i admire most. Hes just so good that he could make a retarded face funny. *thumbs up*

*Shows the middle finger*

Annnywaaay, today i went ac, To see my dear. Nope, i didnt walk there this time. I took a bus =D. And i would say, malaysia's bus system have improved. =D. Now they have air con in the bus. How Cool is that!? Air Con Dude! Anyway its more colourful and prettier and cleanner. This was the 1st time i ever took a bus since, since, since, wait. i'm not sure if i have ever took a bus. Ok anyway, well i have a car and i normally drive and now due to few incidents happened, i dont get to use the car anymore. Well not anytime soon. Sigh. No cash, no car, no credit card, but got condo. Gurls are gonna laugh at me. How am i gonna survive wifout my car and cash?. sigh. I cant face the world like this, i'lll just cover my face everywhere i go now.

Embarrassment!