Inventions

As you all noe. we all live in a modern world now. and each day new things are produce. and we call this inventions. invention invented by inventious mind people. these people are very creative, smart and also quite free. in other words they got nuthing better else to do. They dont work they dont do crime but they invent stuff. And most of these people are from japan. Lets take a look at their greatest inventions.

This is whre u put ur credit cards,sewing kits, scissors, money and everything from ur wallet. its kind a decoy thing to trick robbers and pick pockets. Cuz they wouldnt check ties. But they will strip u.

I dunno wat is this but its a vertigo soothing glasses. its just fashion. make u look cooler. let u have a bigger eyes. For japanese bigger eyes means cute rite? just look at their anime for example. anything big means NICE.

Now for this. its obviously for lazy fuckheads hu cant hold an umbrella. or poor lil ladies who didnt get any kind helping hand to hold an umbrella from men.

Our streets arent safe anymore. So many toxic gas. So use of one this. A Fresh Air Mask. Pure Oxygen straight from the plants itself.

Personal rain saver. just another invention to save water.

Now this is fucknig ugly. but i'm guessing its use to scare rapist and perverted wolves away.

This is specially for the ladies while ure eating ur noodles. Dont get ur hair dirty. or ur love ones wont go near u anymore. But i would. so call me *wink*

U got flu?. Just pull a tissue right from the top of ur head.


No cash to buy a lighter? Use the natural resource dat we have.

From left to Right:

-Sharp phone car charger

-Special toothbrush that you suppose to press a wonderfull button while brushing, then you will notice dat u will need not go to see a dentist anymore. So i urge all kids hu hate going to the dentist. To buy this.

-Toothbrush refill kit

-Special Comb that will make u lose less hair in a day and in the same time will let u grow more hair. I wouldnt buy it and use it. Scare later i might look like a Bear below and scare all the chicks away.

-Donald Duck Cup :)

Dont have an I-pod? nvm present to u I - Swing

I- Cock

I- BooB

I- Butt